rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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maxistentialist: Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project. View high resolution

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

(Source: kurtbraunohler)

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djtoe:

mochente:

Bill Maher is taken apart by Glenn Greenwald for trying to absolve the US from any responsibility for the mass slaughter and destruction in Muslim countries, blaming it on Islamic fundamentalism, as if the Afghanistan and Iraq wars never happened, as if the US wasn’t pushing for more war in Iran, as if it isn’t intervening in Somalia and Yemen.

this is the real shit here

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If I talk to you, then I am always sincere. It is because a truth is burning deep inside of me, and I need it to be known. I have lived a confused life, one which has hurt people, and I thank those who reached out for me in my darkest moments. I always had a desire to survive, but those people who were there for me will always mean so much to me. And the people I hurt I can only hope will forgive me. I just wanted to be a good person, even when I didn’t know how.

clambistro:

neuroneptune:

same

OHHHHH TELEPHONE LIIIIIIINE

doo wop, dooby do doo wop

(Source: larsvontired)

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fuckyeahmovieposters: Only Lovers Left Alive

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Only Lovers Left Alive

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conelradstation:

Jim Jarmusch in episode one of Fishing With John

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comediandaveanthony:

When this comes out, I will run naked and screaming into a movie theater with an erection.

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

this is the wand for you, mister potter. its calling your name *shopkeeper hands H. Potter a fat blunt* blaze it

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I am going to invite people to my 21st, which means I will have to prepare myself for sitting at a table surrounded by people who wish to eat and talk with me. Just going to search WikiHow for a relevant article, or continue watching Heathers.

lessonsforchildren: daniel-stuart: This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who Perfection.

lessonsforchildren:

daniel-stuart:

This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who

Perfection.

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Entitled: If media covered America the way we cover foreign cultures

clementineford:

jahanzebjz:

Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter.

Brian McConkey, 27, a Christian fundamentalist militiaman living in the formerly occupied territory of Alabama, gunned down three men from an opposing tribe in the village square near Mobile, the capitol, over a discussion that may have involved the rituals of the local football cult. In this region full of heavily-armed local warlords and radical Christian clerics, gun violence is part of the life of many.

Many of the militiamen here are ethnic Scots-Irish tribesmen, a famously indomitable mountain people who have killed civilized men – and each other – for centuries. It appears that the wars that started on the fields of Bannockburn and Sterling have come to America.

As the sun sets over the former Confederate States of America, one wonders – can peace ever come to this land?

This is pretty goddamn brilliant.

(Source: ericgarland.co)

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robhuebel:

written by Tim Heidecker

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